You Haven't Made a Difference

Your existence isn't making a difference. At least not a positive one. And no, picking up after your dog does nothing for your Karma. You may have prevented someone from setting off a Mentos/Diet Coke rocket in their living room, but, at best, this makes you a second-rate property manager. A first-rate property manager wouldn't associate with an idiotic douche. The universe expected more of you. Way to deliver.