You're Gassy

Fuel prices are too high? Well, you’re the idiot who makes an hour-long commute, alone, in a 4-mpg monster truck that could feasibly transport forty people at $5 a head. People who drive gas-guzzlers and then complain about gas prices are like chain smokers who complain about getting lung cancer.

Conclusion? You’re a tool. Shut up or buy a Honda.