So You've Been Re-elected

Now that you've been re-elected, you may be short on stuff to do. Yes, now that all that arm-pumping, baby-kissing, and platitude-spewing is out of the way, it's hard to fill up a whole day. Here are some suggestions:

1) Go home and stroke your massive fortune. Thank God the destitute masses have someone who understands their needs.
2) Touch-up your coif with the janitor's floor waxer.
3) Re-sign pact with the devil. You've been putting it off, but it's time. It's not like a better anti-Christ is going to come along any time soon.
4) Get the inside of your ass cleaned. I guess they call that a High Colonic? Anyways, you spend a lot of time in there; time to freshen things up.