Things You Could Rap About Were You Not so White and/or Uncool

1) Rhetorical inquiries in to who might be the boss. Implied answer: You yourself are indeed the boss.

2) Putting rocks and/or ice on women, I can only assume because you like your ladies natural.

3) Whips and blades. You are a kinky bastard, you dirty, dirty whore-man.

4) Rolling. I am not sure when or where it is appropriate to roll, but if you can figure it out, you should definitely rap about it.