Daylight Savings Time Fucking Sucks

Whoever thought up daylight savings time is a cunt. It's possibly the worst idea ever, second in numb-skulledness only to working or maybe being born. Now, not only do we have to spend our lives toiling away like pointless drones, we have to spend all of our precious daylight hours stuck in an office. And the cherry on the shit sundae is that we have to drive home in the dark with a bunch of other Seasonal Affective Disordered mother-fuckers who just can't wait to purge their depressive rage by running us into a ditch and then beating us to death with their attache case.

In addition to the extreme inconvenience that DST causes me personally, it's also a waste of electricity. Just because some farmers need to see the crops or something ridiculous like that, "the man" has decided that we should stick some extra daylight into the part of the day we sleep through and stay awake in the dark, burning fossil fuels and probably spraying aerosol cans into the sky in a desperate attempt to entertain ourselves. That's right. Fuck you Ozone.

Why can't farmers just get up one hour later? I mean, there are like three of them. But no. Instead, we all get to look forward to a long, bleak winter of getting fat in the dark.