Your Perfume/Cologne is in my Way

I'd like to walk past you, but the stench of your perfume/cologne is blocking my way. Is there something wrong with your nose? If so, it was probably caused by breathing in your unending stench.

The way I see it, there are only two reasons to wear a lot of perfume/cologne. The first is that you hate people and want to revel in the wake of dead and dying bodies receding behind you as you pass by in all your suffocating glory. The second is that you are covering up stank-crotch made all the more stanky by the hot weather and the fact that you are a whore. I'd wager on the later.