Post Office Funny, this time with out Killing

In a totally shocking turn of events, the USPS was funny. Apparently, with absolutely no irony, the US has printed stamps titled "America: Land of Superlatives," because as some guy said in some related ceremony, "From coast to coast, our nation is blessed with scenic beauty and wondrous sights...the Postal Service is celebrating 40 of America's extraordinary natural and man-made marvels. These stamps provide us with an opportunity to pay homage to those places and things that make this country so spectacular."

Yes the things that make the US spectacular are the largest land mammal,the deepest lake, and the most overrated list of crap. We are truly gods among men. So let us all raise our gigantic glasses in a toast to this, the most kick-asstacular nation in the world, nay, the universe.