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If you make popcorn, please don't burn it. Apparently, the popcorn button on the microwave doesn't work.Don't panic.
Popcorn can be made successfully using this simple method:
1) Put popcorn in microwave
2) Wait by microwave
3) When pops are 2 to 3 seconds apart, press stop
4) Remove
Congratulations. You have just been promoted from 'tard to village idiot. Cunt.
posted by Sarah at 2:55 PM
3 Comments:
Dear Sarah,
I have rickets. Should I panic?
Thanks,
Reggie Lipshaw
They forgot to add...
5) Eat it.
Dear Reggie,
I am not familiar with rickets, its symptoms, or it's relevance to this post. If you could shed light on any of the above, I would be better equipped to answer your question. For now, I will have to abstain.
Thanks for your comment.
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