Small Breasted Women Unite

Small breasted women should unite to rise up against "the Man," also known as the lingerie industry. "The Man" thinks that women with less than a B-cup can't be sexy and therefore makes nothing but crappy training bras in sizes A and AA. If a small chested woman wants to wear a plunging neckline, she should probably just put some duct tape over her mosquito bites, because the company that makes the "U" bra doesn't think you're capable of having sex appeal. Either that, or they want to see your nipples every time you lean over. You should probably just put on some overalls and a plaid shirt and start reproducing through asexual budding because that's what the world thinks of women who have the audacity to accept what nature gave them instead of augmenting themselves with silicon.

It's bad enough that big-tatted girls already get all the free drinks. At least leave the flat chested with their dignity and something a little lacy.