Recurring Themes: Inaccurate Toilet Usage

Once again, someone has completely failed to comprehend proper usage of the toilet. To use it correctly, at least for women, you sit on the seat, go, wipe, throw used paper in the bowl, and flush. Unless you are in porta-potty or there is a scorpion on the seat, there is never any reason to pee all over the seat and then top it off with a smattering of pubes. Anyways, I don't think that pee and pubes kills scorpions. I'm not sure because I'm not an inconsiderate retard.

I can only assume that you, bathroom terrorist, thought that the office restroom, used by only about 20 other women, all of whom appear clean with no obvious odors (except for that one incident in the conference room that I can't describe because it might our male readers reconsider their heterosexuality), was too unclean to make contact with your precious ass and thus you thought it a good idea to pee all over everything and then comb out your snatch over the toilet. News flash: your ass is not any more important than anyone else's.

For God's sake, this is a place of business! Comb your hoo-ha on your own time.