Chicks: Good at Science and Stuff, but Still can't Figure out Driving

In today's world chicks can do stuff too, like play sports, go to outer space, and scratch their privates in public. But they still can't drive. Driving is an activity best indulged in at a time when not applying mascara or if you have managed to grow a penis. When you are a chick, you need to apply mascara a lot. Chick-priorities are like this:

1) Shake yo' thang,
2) Apply mascara,
3) Attain sustenance.

I don't want to nit-pick here, but most chicks are either super ugly or slightly ugly, but with a good body. A little black stuff on your eye-hair won't do shit to cover up the fact that you look like Droopy. What you should be doing in your car is arranging your tits. That's the secret ladies. Pass it on.