Why This Weekend Sucked

• iPods have become too cumbersome as humans continue in their quest to evolve into really fat blobs of fat.

• Upcoming film Infamous confirms that Hollywood is officially out of original thinking. The film will rehash a topic covered by last year's Capote: Truman Capote. Oh, and the new James Bond makes out with a dude in it. That's so been done.
  

• Tom Cruise proves himself a back-peddling cunt after apologizing to Brooke Shields. The one thing I could count on in this world, Tom Cruise defying logic in his quest to rid himself of some alien body-squatter, has proven as unreliable as the rest of the crap on this planet.

• Steve Irwin's death reminds the us all that Alanis Morrisette and the majority of high school graduates don't know what ironic means. This will no-doubt result in a resurgence of people actually listening to Ironic.