Your Logo Shirt Sucks
What you think I think when I see you in your upscale designer logo tee: "Oh wow. Look at that guy/gal dressing down in their designer logo tee. They must have a whole closet full of expensive designer clothes at home and have just chosen to dress casually today in their $80 tee. I have been totally scoreboarded. Man am I a piece of shit."What I actually think when I see you in your upscale designer tee: "What a cunt."
Sure, Gucci has a t-shirt, Volvo has the S40, and Mercedes has some car that looks like a Honda, but these things are for idiots. Owning one is like bragging about your STD. Sure, it means you had a lot of sex, but it also means your a dirty whore. These low-end upscale products are just another way for the global corporation to take a runny dump all over your face. Go ahead and open your mouth if you want.
posted by Sarah at 7:45 PM
2 Comments:
Dear Sarah,
I have a Jesus shirt. Is that wrong?
Dear Fred,
What's right and wrong is a decision to be made by someone more qualified than I. I am just here to complain. The last time I checked, Jesus wasn't affiliated with a multinational corporation, unless you count Christmas, so really that sounds like a question for Jesus.
Thanks for the comment.
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