Horse Promoted After Centuries of Service

After centuries of service to its Imperialist masters, the horse has been promoted to not food.

The horse has been a hapless by-stander near us during our finest moments as total fuck-wits, such as delivering diseased blankets to cold natives, the Civil War, and lynchings.

This week, Members of The House voted 263-146 to outlaw horse-slaughter in recognition of the horse's role in helping the white devil to sweep across this land like a plague (I'm paraphrasing, but that was the gist of things).

While you twats may no longer chop up your horse and ship its carcass to Paris for Frenchies to eat, you may still ass-rape it, force it to run until its legs break, and beat it about the head with sticks. Go America!