For The Hollywood Exec On The Go
Since you guys seem to put this movie out every five years with different actors, I've written this helpful synopsis for you. Now you can just print this out and read it in the next board meeting where the words "dance movie" are mentioned.
"Boy from wrong side of tracks meets rich girl from right side of tracks. Through dance, they learn about friendship, love, and even life. He introduces her to his edgy, street-smart dance philosophy, which is a reflection of the rough-and-tumble environment he grew up in. In turn, she takes him on a guided tour through the halls of the socially and economically privileged, and introduces him to a softer, more compassionate side of life. Then, during the Really Big Dance Finale, they realize that their skills aren't all that's fully blossomed - their love has too."
Coming soon: The Dysfunctional Family Drama That Stars A Popular Actor Playing A Gay Character
posted by Anonymous at 1:12 PM
3 Comments:
The best part of Step Up is how hollow Josh Hartnett looks in the trailer. You can tell from his eyes that he knows the movie is a steaming turd, but making it is the price he has to pay to make Black Dahlia.
Everyone knows that the only people who see this movie will be teenagers when they come up for air while engaging in some heavy petting in the theater.
Ummm...I don't think that's Josh Hartnett. I believe it's a look alike, which would account for the vacant eyes and lack of any real talent.
That's awesome. I need new glasses.
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