The World is Worst Place on Earth

The world sucks. It is definitely the worst place on Earth, and probably the worst place in the solar system, if not the universe. Sure, we have conditions conducive to life, but we also have venomous snakes, crap-throwing monkeys, human-seducing, disease-carrying monkeys; people, Mondays, and work.

The single worst part about life on Earth is dying. Whoever thought that up is a shit head. The next worst thing about life is actually living it. Between school, work, and death, there are really only a couple of good years in there. Sure, college can be fun, and there'’s always retirement. Of course, by the time you're old enough to retire most of your important parts aren't working and you look like crap. Anyways, if you've ever seen any movies, you know you'll probably die in an ironic work-related accident the day before your retirement kicks in.

In conclusion, life is about being stuck in a body that hurts or stinks most of the time and then dies.