Unsolicited Proofreading Improves Life for Poor, Starving Children

What possesses you to spend your personal time writing e-mail to bloggers about a) a typo, b) a misspelling, or c) your stupid opinions? If you want to type flawlessly, spell correctly, and have someone give a shit about what you think, stop e-griping at others and write your own blog. This also applies to any other pointless whining your doing about what's in the newspapers, magazines, movies, or on TV. You actually can point your eyes away when you don't like looking at something.

But nobody will notice your a failure if you make enough noise pointing out the failures of others. Right? Because when God handed down the commandments to Mosses, the 11th one was, "Thou shalt not do anything worthwhile if thou can complain about what others accomplish." It got left off because some ass-hole sent a tablet to Mosses complaining about a typo.

So maybe instead of masturbating while you cruise the internet for typographical errors, you should go out and do something to make the world a better place. Just wash your hands first.